looking out for your significant other like
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce