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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

tapist:

Andrea Kennard - Greased Lighting 

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

iivu:

Shaun Ross
djferreira224:

Stairs by swisscan on Flickr.
tapist:

Gardé à vue
absolutelyphyne:

Model:Francois Angoston

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce